Welcome to the Perturbed Doll Era
Forget the dream house and the permanent smile. The Perturbed Doll Era is a collection for those days when the "plastic" life feels a little too real. We’ve curated a series of high-quality prints and products featuring the many faces of Barbie when she’s finally had enough.
From the subtle side-eye at a long email thread to the full-blown "WTF" stare at a sink full of dishes, these images capture the relatable, unpolished, and hilariously annoyed side of our favorite icon.
Our Perturbed Doll Era products are designed to be the ultimate office or home decor icebreaker. They serve as a silent protest against toxic positivity and a hilarious nod to the collective burnout we all feel.
The Scent Breakdown (Scarlett)
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Top Notes: Saffron - A sharp, metallic, and expensive opening that tells the world your standards are high and your patience is incredibly low.
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Middle Notes: Jasmine - A deceptive, "pretty" floral layer used to lure people in before they realize you’re actually the one in charge of the remote.
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Bottom Notes: Ambergris & Cedarwood - Deep, salty, and wood-heavy base notes that linger on your clothes (and their upholstery) long after you’ve made your dramatic exit.
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The Mood: Spending your inheritance on a whim and leaving the bill for someone else.
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Scent Strength: 4/5 - Rich enough to demand its own seat at the table and loud enough to ensure no one forgets you were there.
11 oz Rocks Glass Candle
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Burn Time - 70 to 90 hours
- See Candle for Basic Safety & Burning Instructions
3 oz Wax Melt
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Warming Time - 60 to 70 hours
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See Melt for Basic Safety & Instructions
6 oz Room Spray
- Phthalate Free
- Pet Safe
- Non-Aerosol
- Test on inconspicuous area of linen for color fastness before using on any linen.
- See Bottle for Basic Safety & Instructions
