Rebel Soul

"Feed your soul and the rebel inside"? Let’s be honest: your "open road" is a congested three-lane highway, and your "freedom" is a 30-minute lunch break. We’ve taken the scent of a mid-life crisis and bottled it in a way that’s "full-bodied" yet suspiciously polite. It’s a toast to doing it "our way," provided "our way" involves a steady paycheck and a reliable GPS.

The Breakdown

• Top Notes: Citrus & Cardamom - A sharp, spicy wake-up call that mimics the adrenaline of almost - but not quite - telling your boss what you really think.
• Middle Notes: Jasmine - A soft, floral distraction to mask the fact that your "rebellious soul" still cares deeply about what the neighbors think of your lawn.
• Bottom Notes: Brazilian Rosewood - A sturdy, expensive wood base that provides the illusion of "rugged independence" while you’re safely buckled into a car with seat warmers.
• The Mood: Quitting your job in a daydream. 
• Scent Strength: 3.5/5 - Noticeable enough to feel edgy, but subtle enough to not get HR involved.

Dixie Grace Mop Soap

No "Gentle" Formulas. No Greeting Cards. No Apologies. 

The industry wants you to believe that mopping is a submissive chore - a quiet Saturday morning spent pushing a damp rag around to the scent of a lemon that never actually existed and a pine tree that never had roots. We’re calling a foul on that. If you’re going to put in the work to scrub the ground you walk on, the result shouldn't be a "hint" of anything. It should be an anthem.

No "Gentle" Formulas. It's plant based. That is as gentle as this gets. Dirt isn't gentle. Why should your cleaner be?

No Greeting Cards. Do you want to hear "oh you just cleaned" or do you want to hear "girl, your house smells amazing" when someone walks in the door? We don't care. You pick. If it's "oh, you just cleaned" - this product isn't for you. 

No Apologies. Yeah, it’s strong. That’s the point.

How to Use 

1. Throw a capful or two into a bucket of hot water.

2. Attack the floor.

3. Open a window—or don't. Let the scent settle in like a heavy bassline.

4. Walk away while the "clean" industry wonders where they went wrong.

Ingredients: Water, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (plant-derived surfactant), Coco-Betaine (mild surfactant), Decyl Glucoside, Abies Siberica (Siberian Fir) Needle Oil, Picea Glauca (Spruce) Leaf Oil, Citric Acid, Sodium Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Potassium Hydroxide, Phthalate Free Fragrance Oil.