Welcome to the Perturbed Barbie Era
Forget the dream house and the permanent smile. The Perturbed Barbie Era is a collection for those days when the "plastic" life feels a little too real. We’ve curated a series of high-quality prints and products featuring the many faces of Barbie when she’s finally had enough.
From the subtle side-eye at a long email thread to the full-blown "WTF" stare at a sink full of dishes, these images capture the relatable, unpolished, and hilariously annoyed side of our favorite icon.
Our Perturbed Barbie Era products are designed to be the ultimate office or home decor icebreaker. They serve as a silent protest against toxic positivity and a hilarious nod to the collective burnout we all feel.
The Scent Breakdown (A Lonely Amen)
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The Foundation (Cedar & Teakwood): The rugged, earth-bound scent of ancient wood. It represents the "knees-on-the-ground" moments - sturdy, unyielding, and grounded in the reality of the struggle. It’s the scent of the wilderness where you find your strength.
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The Softening (Vanilla): Not a sugary sweetness, but a subtle, creamy warmth. It’s the "lonely amen" - the quiet grace that shows up exactly when you’ve reached your limit, softening the edges of a hard day.
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The Spirit (Orchid): A delicate, ethereal top note. It is the "broken hallelujah" - a fragile beauty that blooms specifically in the shadows, reminding you that there is something more than what this world provides.
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Mood: Loner.
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Scent Strength: 4/5 - Bold enough for the wreckless abandon.
11 oz Rocks Glass Candle
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Burn Time - 70 to 90 hours
- See Candle for Basic Safety & Burning Instructions
3 oz Wax Melt
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Warming Time - 60 to 70 hours
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See Melt for Basic Safety & Instructions
6 oz Room Spray
- Phthalate Free
- Pet Safe
- Non-Aerosol
- Test on inconspicuous area of linen for color fastness before using on any linen.
- See Bottle for Basic Safety & Instructions
