Welcome to the Perturbed Doll Era
Forget the dream house and the permanent smile. The Perturbed Doll Era is a collection for those days when the "plastic" life feels a little too real. We’ve curated a series of high-quality prints and products featuring the many faces of Barbie when she’s finally had enough.
From the subtle side-eye at a long email thread to the full-blown "WTF" stare at a sink full of dishes, these images capture the relatable, unpolished, and hilariously annoyed side of our favorite icon.
Our Perturbed Doll Era products are designed to be the ultimate office or home decor icebreaker. They serve as a silent protest against toxic positivity and a hilarious nod to the collective burnout we all feel.
The Scent Breakdown (Redemption)
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Top Notes: Warm Spices & Coconut - A tropical, spicy distraction that smells like a vacation you didn't invite your partner on, but promised to "make up for" later.
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Middle Notes: Cedar & Sandalwood - Sturdy, "reliable" wood notes designed to convince everyone that you’ve finally grown a moral compass (even if it’s just for the weekend).
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Bottom Notes: Rich Cocoa Butter - A smooth, creamy finish that softens the blow of your personality and makes people want to linger just long enough to forget why they were mad.
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The Mood: Looking innocent enough to avoid a ticket, but guilty enough to have a good story.
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Scent Strength: 3.5/5 - Noticeable enough to be "inviting," but subtle enough to slip out the back door unnoticed.
11 oz Rocks Glass Candle
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Burn Time - 70 to 90 hours
- See Candle for Basic Safety & Burning Instructions
3 oz Wax Melt
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Warming Time - 60 to 70 hours
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See Melt for Basic Safety & Instructions
6 oz Room Spray
- Phthalate Free
- Pet Safe
- Non-Aerosol
- Test on inconspicuous area of linen for color fastness before using on any linen.
- See Bottle for Basic Safety & Instructions