Welcome to the Perturbed Doll Era
Forget the dream house and the permanent smile. The Perturbed Doll Era is a collection for those days when the "plastic" life feels a little too real. We’ve curated a series of high-quality prints and products featuring the many faces of Barbie when she’s finally had enough.
From the subtle side-eye at a long email thread to the full-blown "WTF" stare at a sink full of dishes, these images capture the relatable, unpolished, and hilariously annoyed side of our favorite icon.
Our Perturbed Doll Era products are designed to be the ultimate office or home decor icebreaker. They serve as a silent protest against toxic positivity and a hilarious nod to the collective burnout we all feel.
The Scent Breakdown (Turquoise & Copper)
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Top Notes: Jasmine – A fleeting, floral "good guy" disguise used to blend into polite society before the real chaos begins.
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Middle Notes: White Musk – A clean, animalic center that suggests you’ve been on the move for three days but somehow still look better than everyone else.
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Bottom Notes: Driftwood – A salty, weathered, and stubborn base that smells like a bridge you just finished burning.
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The Mood: Looking for a clean slate in a town where nobody knows your real name.
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Scent Strength: 4.5/5 - Bold enough to leave a trail, but fast enough to never get caught.
11 oz Rocks Glass Candle
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Burn Time - 70 to 90 hours
- See Candle for Basic Safety & Burning Instructions
3 oz Wax Melt
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Warming Time - 60 to 70 hours
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See Melt for Basic Safety & Instructions
6 oz Room Spray
- Phthalate Free
- Pet Safe
- Non-Aerosol
- Test on inconspicuous area of linen for color fastness before using on any linen.
- See Bottle for Basic Safety & Instructions
