Welcome to the Perturbed Doll Era
Forget the dream house and the permanent smile. The Perturbed Barbie Era is a collection for those days when the "plastic" life feels a little too real. We’ve curated a series of high-quality prints and products featuring the many faces of Barbie when she’s finally had enough.
From the subtle side-eye at a long email thread to the full-blown "WTF" stare at a sink full of dishes, these images capture the relatable, unpolished, and hilariously annoyed side of our favorite icon.
Our Perturbed Doll Era products are designed to be the ultimate office or home decor icebreaker. They serve as a silent protest against toxic positivity and a hilarious nod to the collective burnout we all feel.
The Scent Breakdown (Velvet Mallow)
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Top Notes: Marshmallow — A cloud of pure, sugary deception. It’s the "innocent" first impression that makes everyone lower their guard.
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Middle Notes: Vanilla — The classic, sultry smooth-talker that bridges the gap between "cute" and "calculating."
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Bottom Notes: Amber & Sandalwood — The heavy, resinous "warm bed" that proves this scent—and its wearer—actually has a spine made of solid wood and heat.
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The Mood: Looking like a literal marshmallow while burning the rulebook to ashes.
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Scent Strength: 3.5/5 - Mellow enough to pass a security check, but persistent enough to haunt the room after you leave.
11 oz Rocks Glass Candle
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Burn Time - 70 to 90 hours
- See Candle for Basic Safety & Burning Instructions
3 oz Wax Melt
- 100% Soy Wax
- Phthalate Free
- Warming Time - 60 to 70 hours
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See Melt for Basic Safety & Instructions
6 oz Room Spray
- Phthalate Free
- Pet Safe
- Non-Aerosol
- Test on inconspicuous area of linen for color fastness before using on any linen.
- See Bottle for Basic Safety & Instructions
