{"product_id":"sweet-dreams-mop-soap","title":"Sweet Dreams - Mop Soap","description":"\u003ch1\u003eSweet Dreams\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe’re calling this \"Sweet Dreams,\" but let’s be honest: this is an intervention for your nervous system. You aren't \"tucking yourself in\"; you’re surrendering to the fact that you’ve reached your limit. This isn’t a gentle plea for rest - it’s a tactical deployment of botanical heavy hitters designed to muffle the sound of your neighbors, your thoughts, and your mounting responsibilities. It’s crisp, it’s clean, and it’s the only way to ensure you don’t spend the night staring at the ceiling rethinking every conversation you've had since 2012. If \"Sweet Dreams\" stopped trying to be a peaceful lullaby and admitted it’s actually a desperate attempt to chemically induce a coma after a day of dealing with idiots, it would smell like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Breakdown\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eTop Notes: Lemon Slice\u003c\/b\u003e - A sharp, acidic wake-up call that quickly realizes it’s not wanted here and makes way for the actual sedative.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eMiddle Notes: Bold Lavender\u003c\/b\u003e - A massive, unapologetic wave of herbal discipline that forces your brain to stop vibrating and start behaving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eBottom Notes: Crisp Linen\u003c\/b\u003e — The \"clean\" finish that provides the illusion that your life is organized, even if your laundry basket suggests otherwise.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Mood:\u003c\/b\u003e Spending your inheritance on a whim and leaving the bill for someone else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"85\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"101\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e4.5\/5\u003c\/b\u003e - Rich enough to demand its own seat at the table and loud enough to ensure no one forgets you were there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eDixie Grace Mop Soap\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas. No Greeting Cards. No Apologies. \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe industry wants you to believe that mopping is a submissive chore - a quiet Saturday morning spent pushing a damp rag around to the scent of a lemon that never actually existed and a pine tree that never had roots. We’re calling a foul on that. If you’re going to put in the work to scrub the ground you walk on, the result shouldn't be a \"hint\" of anything. It should be an anthem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas.\u003c\/strong\u003e It's plant based. That is as gentle as this gets. Dirt isn't gentle. Why should your cleaner be?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Greeting Cards.\u003c\/strong\u003e Do you want to hear \"oh you just cleaned\" or do you want to hear \"girl, your house smells amazing\" when someone walks in the door? We don't care. You pick. If it's \"oh, you just cleaned\" - this product isn't for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eNo Apologies.\u003c\/b\u003e Yeah, it’s strong. That’s the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eHow to Use \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-path-to-node=\"16\" start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eThrow a capful or two into a bucket of hot water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003eAttack the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003eOpen a window—or don't. Let the scent settle in like a heavy bassline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003eWalk away while the \"clean\" industry wonders where they went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWater, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (plant-derived surfactant), Coco-Betaine (mild surfactant), Decyl Glucoside, Abies Siberica (Siberian Fir) Needle Oil, Picea Glauca (Spruce) Leaf Oil, Citric Acid, Sodium Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Potassium Hydroxide, Phthalate Free Fragrance Oil. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dixie Grace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53748563902774,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1226\/7430\/files\/SweetDreamsScentedMopFloorSoapCleaner.png?v=1772637387","url":"https:\/\/dixiegracecandleco.com\/products\/sweet-dreams-mop-soap","provider":"Dixie Grace Candle Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}