{"product_id":"rise-n-shine-mop-soap","title":"Rise n' Shine - Mop Soap","description":"\u003ch1\u003eRise n' Shine\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWe’re \"tipping our hat\" to Dad's 4 AM coffee, but let’s be real: at 4 AM, nobody is \"rising\" or \"shining\" by choice. This isn't a fond memory; it’s a tactical necessity. We’ve bottled the smell of a brewing internal monologue that consists entirely of four-letter words. It’s deep, it’s rich, and it’s for anyone who views sleep as a personal insult from the universe. If you’re looking for a \"gentle wake-up call,\" go buy a flute; this is for the people who need a jump-start to the soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Breakdown\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eTop Notes: Fresh Brewed Coffee\u003c\/b\u003e — A sharp, aromatic slap in the face designed to tell your nervous system that the nightmare of consciousness has officially begun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003eMiddle Notes: Deep Espresso\u003c\/b\u003e — A dark, concentrated middle that smells like the exact moment you realize your inbox is already full and it’s only Tuesday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eBottom Notes: Signature Roast\u003c\/b\u003e — A lingering, heavy-bottomed finish that stays with you long after you’ve realized that no amount of caffeine can fix your life, but it can certainly help you survive it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Mood:\u003c\/b\u003e Functioning strictly on spite and high-octane caffeine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"66\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"82\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e4.5\/5\u003c\/b\u003e — Bold enough to physically drag you out of bed by your hair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eDixie Grace Mop Soap\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas. No Greeting Cards. No Apologies. \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe industry wants you to believe that mopping is a submissive chore - a quiet Saturday morning spent pushing a damp rag around to the scent of a lemon that never actually existed and a pine tree that never had roots. We’re calling a foul on that. If you’re going to put in the work to scrub the ground you walk on, the result shouldn't be a \"hint\" of anything. It should be an anthem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo \"Gentle\" Formulas.\u003c\/strong\u003e It's plant based. That is as gentle as this gets. Dirt isn't gentle. Why should your cleaner be?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo Greeting Cards.\u003c\/strong\u003e Do you want to hear \"oh you just cleaned\" or do you want to hear \"girl, your house smells amazing\" when someone walks in the door? We don't care. You pick. If it's \"oh, you just cleaned\" - this product isn't for you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eNo Apologies.\u003c\/b\u003e Yeah, it’s strong. That’s the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eHow to Use \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003col data-path-to-node=\"16\" start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003eThrow a capful or two into a bucket of hot water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,1,0\"\u003eAttack the floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,2,0\"\u003eOpen a window—or don't. Let the scent settle in like a heavy bassline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,3,0\"\u003eWalk away while the \"clean\" industry wonders where they went wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eWater, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate (plant-derived surfactant), Coco-Betaine (mild surfactant), Decyl Glucoside, Abies Siberica (Siberian Fir) Needle Oil, Picea Glauca (Spruce) Leaf Oil, Citric Acid, Sodium Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Potassium Hydroxide, Phthalate Free Fragrance Oil. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dixie Grace","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53748563542326,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1226\/7430\/files\/RisenShineScentedMopFloorSoapCleaner.png?v=1772637379","url":"https:\/\/dixiegracecandleco.com\/products\/rise-n-shine-mop-soap","provider":"Dixie Grace Candle Company ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}